Dear Landlords Posting on Craigslist::
Pico and Crenshaw is not “Hancock Park Adjacent.”
A studio is not a one bedroom.
A storage space does not equal a loft.
It is not an “$1800 move in special” if it costs $3000 to move in.
Please, stop fucking with me.
Faithfully,
Diet Coke
Look on the bright side: At least you’re not apartment hunting in New York.